《搞笑的网络小句子》
讽刺网暴的句子网小编为大家整理的搞笑的网络小句子句子如下，如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、我爹是捉妖师，捉妖的时候被妖杀死了;
2、我心中没有鹅腿，吃了也无妨，你心里想吃，嘴上却说不吃。
3、你如果连续100个昼夜，都守在我的阳台下，我就以心相许。
4、And as the moon rose higher the inessential houses began to melt away until gradually I became aware of the old island here that flowered once for Dutch sailors’ eyes—a fresh, green breast of the new world. Its vanished trees, the trees that had made way for Gatsby’s house, had once pandered in whispers to the last and greatest of all human dreams; for a transitory enchanted moment man must have held his breath in the presence of this continent, compelled into an aesthetic contemplation he neither understood nor desired, face to face for the last time in history with something commensurate to his capacity for wonder.
5、听说你在牢里搞房地产?
6、'Cause you got college? Big school learnin', huh? Well, let me school you. Darwin wins inside these walls. Not Einstein, Darwin.
7、You think that tire went flat by accident?你以为车轮瘪了是个意外么?
8、握手言和，把以前的一切一笔勾销吧。
9、这不仅仅是个含蓄的表白。斯科菲尔的眼神说明了一切。
10、【两个人的争执】
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