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囫囵什么什么

1、皇阿玛,你不要太狠心!那个“力气”怎么能化成“浆糊”呢?我每次见到皇后娘娘,就要倒霉,不是这儿伤,就是那儿痛,再把“力气”化成“浆糊”,我就升天了!

2、自嘲法:一个急诊挂号费两元,门卫收停车费十元,我赔八元,现在当医生就跟奶牛差不多,我吃的是草挤的是奶,你就不怕全院大夫挤出个乳腺炎!(霍思邈哭诉医生之苦);谷超华出医疗事故,同行说:“哪个名医不背几条人命?”当头棒喝法:你们就是拿执照的杀人犯!(医闹痛斥手术医生)

3、希望法:我生活在恐怖小说里,但是我可以听听童话故事。(美小护自励)

4、Do not you have other thing to do?

5、你思考了所有你被假定应该思考的东西了吗?

6、忘了你所谓的生活,友谊,尤其是你和我的事。

7、You’re not the car you drive.

8、If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

9、Fu*k Martha Stewart. Martha’s polishing the brass on the Titanic.

10、Even if I could tell someone they had a good fight, I wouldn’t be talking to the same man. Who you were in fight club, is not who you were in the rest of the world. The guy who came to fight club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.



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